“Hello, Mr. Follett.”

It’s naive to think that horrible things we can’t understand have simple explanations; simple explanations make us feel like we have control when we don’t.

“

—	Laura Roslin (via pruzzels)

this is way too accurate…

livingoutloud101:

More Mary loveliness

Oooh! A picture I’ve never seen before. Love it!

kenziest:

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EJO and Alec Baldwin in the same picture. I cannot even.

Battlestar Galactica

Jim: By any chance, did you get to see Battlestar Galactica last night?
Andy: No, I did not. Is that any good?
Jim: Actually, no. It's really so-so.
Dwight: Okay-
Jim: I mean, like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, like Klingons and Wookies and all that, but- Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
Andy: Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?
Jim: You know, it's weird. It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Andy: Really?
Dwight: /crumpling papers in anguish
Andy: Huh. That's cool.
Jim: Story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy: That doesn't sound right...

rufustfirefly:

HENRY: Yeah, it’s beautiful, it’s beautiful, it is, it’s the nicest thing. It’s really great, there’s just one thing I don’t get, personally.. and that is, it says right here; ‘This schoolgirl is in for a surprise. She’s going to get a face full of jizz, and she’s going to like it.’ Yeah, so…
PORNO GUY: What’s not to get?
HENRY: Well, which one is the surprise? A surprise, singular, one surprise, but it says she’s going to get a face full of jizz and she’s going to like it. So which one is the surprise, what, that she gets a bunch of jizz on her face and she wasn’t expecting it, or that once the jizz is on her face, she finds that she actually likes it?
PORNO GUY: They’re both the surprise.
HENRY: No, they can’t be, they can’t be, because it says a surprise, right there on the box. So what I’m proposing to you right now is that we change it to ‘This schoolgirl is in for two surprises.’ Two su… no, ‘This schoolgirl is in for some surprises,’ because then that opens it up, and there can be, this whole box can be covered..
PORNO GUY: How about this; you don’t take the demo.
HENRY: Okay, Okay.